Welcome to the New Unicorn Sitter College application page!

We're excited that you're considering joining our prestigious community of unicorn caregivers.

Application Instructions

  1. Find a quiet and peaceful location where you can concentrate without any distractions.
  2. Close your eyes and visualize yourself riding a unicorn through a field of flowers. Focus on the feeling of the unicorn's mane brushing against your face and the sound of its hooves tapping on the soft grass.
  3. Once you've fully immersed yourself in this visualization, open your eyes and write down the first word that comes to mind.
  4. Take a break and go outside for a walk. As you walk, pay close attention to the colors and textures of the world around you. If you see a bird or a butterfly, take a moment to observe its movements and behaviors.
  5. When you return from your walk, write a short essay describing your observations and how they relate to your desire to become a unicorn caregiver. Your essay should be no longer than 500 words and must include at least three references to mythical creatures.
  6. Choose a random object from your home and place it on a table in front of you. Study the object closely and think about its history and significance. Write a paragraph about the object, including its age, provenance, and any interesting facts you can uncover.
  7. Record a video of yourself singing a song about unicorns. Your song should be no longer than three minutes and must include at least one original verse and chorus.
  8. Put all of your application materials in a box and decorate it with unicorn stickers and glitter. Send the box to our admissions office via carrier pigeon. If you don't have a carrier pigeon, you may also use a trained squirrel or a miniature dragon.
  9. Wait patiently for our admissions team to review your application. Please note that the review process may take up to six months, as we carefully consider each application in light of our rigorous standards for unicorn care.

Good luck, and may the magic of unicorns guide you on your application journey!